A QUICK NOTE:

Mr. "Our Lord And Savior" Jesus H. Christ did not die on the cross so that you could memorialize him with gaudy airbrushing on the back of your Neptune Blue PT Cruiser, license plate [Editor's Note: Vanity Plate removed out of the sheer generosity of my heart, and because the driver would get their nilly rear kicked if someone were to actually post it for other intelligent human beings to see.].

Thank you.

-Kelley L. Smith