BLATANT SIGNS OF WHAT IS CLEARLY MINOR DEPRESSION AND/OR INSANITY.

1. Stopping to yell at passer-bys in Kmart.
2. Spending an entire day making posters for a production I would rather vomit all over than waste productive funding on.
3. Making faces with my family members whilst "talking" on the phone with a loathed human being for over two god-forsaken hours.
4. Sobbing all throughout Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
5. Running into the kitchen to disguise said sobbing as a craving for perogies.
6. Savoring the five minute drive it takes to get from Home Of Doom to the very edge of the city of Dunedin.
7. Bidding on seventeen new cellular telephones via eBay, and purchasing none.
8. Stopping to yell at passer-bys in CVS.
9. And in Target.
10. Sam's Club.
11. Publix.
12. Basically, any time I get to stop and yell at passing individuals should be accounted for at this junction.
13. Ruining a favorite outfit with the keen utilization of White-Out.
14. Calling someone's number four times to no avail in the course of one afternoon.
15. Cramming every multivitamin into my daily regime that is humanly possible, and some that are not.
16. Sleeping for far less time than I work.
17. Contemplating considerable pain and suffering.
18. Recognizing my immunities.
19. Hurting.
20. A lot.
21. Going to sleep, expecting a change once awoken.
22. Going to sleep, knowing that change is bound to happen.
23. Sleeping.