IT'S NO LONGER MARCH, BE-OTCH.

Seventy billion things have happened in the last month, and I, being as irresponsible as people can get, have hardly taken the time to address them with the maturity or gravity that they should obviously be subject to. For this reason, among many others, I shall attempt to recapture the last few weeks of activity in a nutshell.

Thirty-one statements for thirty-one days? I think it's a fair trade-off.

1. My time has been non-existent.
2. Brigadoon is completed to everyone's great joy and enthusiasm.
3. Conflicts have ensued in various fashions, like they do.
4. I was tapped as a pledge for Alpha Psi Omega.
5. I'm doing considerably well in Business Math.
6. My movie collection has expanded exponentially.
7. Michael and I are wonderful.
8. (And at five months to date.)
9. I wrote a paper on Celebrity Worship Syndrome, only to discover that I suffer from the disease myself.
10. I've been to Dunedin.
11. I've been to Orlando.
12. Directing shows are two days out.
13. Conservatory shows are a week and three days out.
14. I'm considerably excited about both.
15. Rachel and I should be rooming together next semester if we ever find two minutes to talk to Student Services.
16. I'll be spending the first two weeks out of school in PA, and then heading back for work at home.
17. I've discovered that I have difficulty sleeping without a sleep mask of some sort. I suppose that makes me sufficiently wimpy.
18. My room has been relatively clean for the past month.
19. I have been living by myself for the past month.
20. The combination of #18 and #19 is rather remarkable.
21. Frasier is the cutest dog alive, but is also Satan incarnate.
22. I make a kick-ass pot of Macaroni & Cheese.
23. I am continually roped into amazing Theatre Party pictures, and I'm loving every minute of it.
24. For probably the first time in my life, I forgot about April Fool's Day.
25. I love my weekends in St. Augustine.
26. After a six-hour conversation with Michael, I've concluded that I want more than anything to direct.
27. I love pie.
28. Poker Nights have been some of my favorite times this semester.
29. I finally feel as though I have a base of people who care about me and respect me for who I am.
30. I have to be up really soon.
31. And I think it's time for bed.

That should satisfy, I hope.
If not, deal with it.