WHAT GENIUSES THINK ABOUT:

today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
i'm doomed to georgia this weekend. it's like a fate worse than a fate worse than death
You're Really Growing On Me. says:
eww. i'm doomed to st. pete this weekend. kind of like georgia, but fewer peaches, i believe.
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
yeah. and no tea with enough sugar to make it the equivalent of syrup
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
what will you being doing while there?
You're Really Growing On Me. says:
taking care of my should-already-be-dead-grandmother.
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
how crummy. so you gather knitting needles and yarn for her, maybe? and pet her cats?
You're Really Growing On Me. says:
no, no cats. just old people in an assisted living facility...
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
ah. i guess the cats are banned due to allergy reasons
You're Really Growing On Me. says:
no, just because they are consistently more active than the entirety of the nursing home population. it makes the ones who can still see rather discouraged.
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
that's a valid point you have. do you think that perhaps those who work there should do the seeing ones a favor and swipe their bi-focals?
You're Really Growing On Me. says:
perhaps. that could prove the solution to all problems.
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
i mean, they don't really *need* the glasses: they don't drive, their meals are delivered, they're escorted everywhere, they don't have to sign bills or hit buttons on the remote because people do that for them
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
the cats might bring some new found life to nursing homes nationwide
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
actually.. they might be the only life there
You're Really Growing On Me. says:
maybe we could institute a program: a program that brings these lively creatures to visit the elderly, giving them one teensy bit of hope worth clinging onto in the midst of desperation....
You're Really Growing On Me. says:
only, we must use retarded cats.
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
cats that also can't see or hear very well, and are generally senile. ... i like where you're going with this. the humane service is going to be thrilled
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
it'll be the perfect match of human and pet
You're Really Growing On Me. says:
yes!
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
=)
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
working together to build a better tomorrow
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
brings a tear to my eye...
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
*sniffs*
You're Really Growing On Me. says:
this is the stuff that makes future Miss America speeches.
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
oh, that it does. it's the stuff that makes good samaritan awards, lifetime achievement honors.... it's the stuff that makes Miss Universe winners
today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday says:
Donald Trump would be proud