Jennifer Gerhardt and I would like to abduct the following persons:
Alan Rickman
Kenneth Branagh
Hugh Laurie
Colin Firth
Hugh Grant
Matthew Broderick
(And Roger Bart. Just because Kelley has already met him. And insulted him to his face. Sort of jokingly.)
Tony Blair
Martin Freeman
Ricky Gervais
Robert Sean Leonard
Eric McCormack
Sean Biggerstaff
Mark Ruffalo
Guy Pierce
Nathan Lane
Kiefer Sutherland
Joel McHale
Rupert Everett
Wayne Brady
*Jude Law
Stephen Malkmus
Pete Yorn
Harry Connick Jr.
Michael Bubble
Victor Garber
Rufus Wainwright
**Jeff Buckley
**Elliott Smith
James Barbour
Norbert Leo Butz
Could you imagine if one of these people showed up on your doorstep? It would be better than Christmas. It would be better than...well...not having gorgeous men showing up on your doorstep.
*Jude Law present solely for the "Prettiness Factor."
**Were they living, we would "Do" them.
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