DAMN YOU, CORPORATE NAZIS.

I've realized by this point that the true beauty of my new phone is my inability to functionally utilize it.
I can take pictures, but can I distribute them?
No.
I'm still grappling with the idea that I'll have to slide another $25 under the gigantic table of commercialism in order to find the USB cable I'm in need of. But what's even more disconcerting is the fact that I've yet to find a suitable ringtone for le Sony Ericsson T616 of Death.
[Editor's Note: "Yet to find a suitable ringtone" denotes "too cheap to pay for one."]
I may have to give in at some point...Pay for some crappy, upbeat pop tune that everyone in the room will instantly recognize, bob their heads and snap their fingers to.
Or, better yet, gorge their eyeballs out at!
Here are a few of the top possibilities (All submitted by people with no lives):
* "Baby Got Back"
* "Ice Ice Baby"
* "Copacabana"
* "Try A Little Tenderness"
* "I Shot The Sheriff"
* "Cotton Eye Joe"
* "I'm Too Sexy"
* "We Built This City"
* "My Heart Will Go On"
* "Invisible"
I think I've listed all of the awful songs I humanly can without keeling over into seizures. At this point, at least.
Feel free to throw some in.
Coming up next: A longer, more detailed list of the worst songs in history.
[Editor's Note: And by "next," I mean "later. Long, long time from now."]