Friday, July 30, 2004

UPDATE NUMBER TWO.

NEW BUSH/CHENEY '04 SLOGANS:
"I'm like Jesus, only violent."
"I believe in the Easter Bunny and I believe in Bush/Cheney."
"Invade Canada: Vote Bush/Cheney."
"We'll fry the bastards good!"
"He's not that bad."
"Compassionate Hatemongering."
"Keeping the poor down where they belong."
"One Dick, One Bush. As God intended."
"God Says: 'Take one for the team.'"
"Because Jesus hates Gays."


I'm depressed that I missed out on the genuine GeorgeWBush.com poster generator. You can still create your own at GeorgeWBush.org, but it removes any chance for potty-mouths to make their mark on the legitimate campaign trail. Here are some of the previously-created favorites.

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