"MOMMY, WHY CAN'T I BUY THE JAMES BARBOUR 'BACK FROM BROADWAY' TILE COASTER?"

I don't know...I just don't know...
Does having your face on a coaster add up to "selling out"?
Can a Musical Theatre star (With the term "star" used EXTREMELY loosely...) actually "sell out"?
These answers, and more, when we come back...