AND THE GODS SAID, "YES, KELLEY. GOOD THINKING."

I love the fact that my friends can't STAND a certain girl by the name of Amanda...Not that I enjoy their constant bashing, but it at least gives me something to smile about...They're all writing her letters, in response to her letter, stating that they were all blatant "racists" and "losers", and that my friend Derek was (I never saw the letter itself, so I'm just making up more stuff to let it sound good...Plagerism rocks...) "an astoundingly charming species of baboon who would probably not know where to fling the poop that was coming out of his mouth on a constant basis..."
Or something like that...
(Isn't making up stuff much more fun than sticking to the guidelines of truth? Kelley thinks so...)