Easily, the greatest Tony acceptance speech EVER:
"Boy, am I glad this was not a beauty contest...I told you, Antonio, if you're going to come to America, you have to dress like an American- In a dress!...I adore each and every one of you, I want to have your children, and I promise to raise them well!"
-Harvey Fierstein, after recieving the 57th Annual Tony Award for Best Actor for his role as the mother, Edna Turnblad, in Hairspray...
It's stuff like that that makes me proud to be a Geek.
I mean, "Theatre Enthusiast".