THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS: HE'S WHITE...

Yoyo I be havin some tight shiznit ta talk 'bout with chu'. Ok so be gettin dis shiznit I was all like yo what up to Laquanda yesa'day an' she be all up in ma grill 'bout me bein her baby's daddy or some shiznit like dat an' I was all like awwww hell naw gurl you bes' be up out ma face 'fore I bus' a cap in yo stank ass, you nasy ol' biznite!! Yeah I say you a biznite wha' chu goin' do, huh?? Oh but den' she be like aight aight my bad dat be my bad, yo Missa Downavan. So I be like aight yo it be koo', it koo'. So yeah dat was what be happenin yesa'day. Den' taday Shanana be like yo Missa Downavan why you ain't be talkin be no mo', yo punk ass too good fo' me now??An' I jus' say ta Shanana UP OUT MA FACE,UP OUT MY FACE!! Anyway I 'bout ta blow a ho' up in 'dis hizzy fo' rizzel~
Hey biznite, by the way I think I be your baby's daddy!!! My bad, oh oh dat my bad.
~Missa Downavan
(Aww...I love my little Derek...)