FINALLY, I CAN LEGITIMATELY SAY THAT A GAY DANCE INSTRUCTOR NAMED STUART HAS BROUGHT ME TO TEARS...

And that was just Day Two of my Winter Park adventure! What new suprises do I have in store?!
Honestly, everything is perfectly jive as long as I don't end up like the frozen hockey man they found up in Austria...How ironic to die as a result of (Basically) your livlihood...I wish I could figure out how to live my life so as to not end up dead and frozen...I'm now in complete paranoia of skiing...
At least I spent my final hours learning how to swing dance...Or not...Because I'll obviously be faced with option of death or dancing...Maybe my captor would be a nice one...
I'd choose death.