zazzle, and one thousand other words.

Saturday, July 19, 2003

"IT HAS WHAT ARISTOTLE CALLED THE FOUR ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS OF DRAMA:"

(1) Despair
(2) Intrigue
(3) Canadians
(4) Snorkeling

Dear God:
Why, God? Why am I not funny? He's 58. That's too old to be funny. Make me funny instead.
Thanks!
-Kel
PS- Relocating to Miami for his job isn't a problem either. But you already knew that. Okay. Toodles!

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